Boy, I just can’t wait to get old.
Posted on Feb 15 2009 by maggie under atrocities, science, sillies | Permalink | | Leave A Comment |
As soon as I start to see wrinkles, I’m running straight for this new treatment they’re testing in the UK: baby foreskins. I guess they extract the fibroblasts from the foreskin cells, breed them in the lab, and then inject them into your face. I can’t wait to be able to boast that my silky smooth face is half good genes and half baby foreskins. Maybe I should start a breeding program in preparation.
Anyone got a few spare cribs?
7:48 pm, 16 February 2009
Breed me a new liver while you’re at it.
8:06 pm, 16 February 2009
No problem. I won’t be using those anyway, unless I get a lot of onions dumped in my lap.
5:58 pm, 18 February 2009
oh god. that’s just… nope, can’t think of the right word.
Wow.
6:29 pm, 18 February 2009
I think the word you want is “brilliant”.