Seriously?

Why remove a kidney through the vagina?: Scientific American.

Addendum:  Things my brother-in-law said upon reading this article.

My answer to scoping questions from now on:
“Well its not as easy as reaching into your vagina and pulling out a kidney, but its doable.”

My answer to plumbing questions:
“Its like reaching into a vagina and pulling out a kidney.”

My answer to magic questions:
“Its like reaching into a vagina and pulling out a kidney.”

My Peanuts script:
“wha whu whaa whaa vagina wha whaa kidney.”

When the chocolate and peanut butter metaphor isn’t quite right
“These things go together like vaginas and kidneys.”

After seeing someone get hurt:
“Are you ok?  Is your kidney still safely up your vagina?”

Explaining this email to a judge following an FCC complaint:
“Well if you’d pull your kidney out of your vagina for a minute this would be obvious.”

Visiting someone and their ugly new baby:
“Are you sure that’s not a kidney?”

Things I’m going to say on a business call tomorrow without intending to:
“vagina vagina vagina”

Very nice, Dan.